"Best toys for 3 month olds" ???

okay, so I get emails about the babies, like developmental stuff and games, etc.
Well, when I just saw the above title on an email, I almost cried. In my mind, she is a newborn. I am NOT ready for her to need/want toys and play things. Seriously. It's breaking my heart a little. TOYS??? NOOOOOOOOOOO! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Stay SMALL!!!!!