I almost killed Lisa

Okay, seriously this was bad.

Lisa, as i well know, is allergic to raspberries. But in my excitement to open her life up to the possibilities of mixing Diet Mt. Dew with various other drinks, I forgot this little tidbit. Not only that, I did it as a surprise, like - "just try this, you will love it". So I mixed it all up perfectly while not letting her know what was going in to it.
She takes a few sips and gives approval, and then as we are talking and I am no longer being sneaky, she sees the bottle and calmly freaks out.
I have to give her credit, she grabbed the bottle and read it before dumping her drink and inducing vomiting. LOL. and, fortunately (!) this raspberry syrup does not actually contain ANY raspberry ANYTHING.
So funny story, I tried to poison lisa. Sorry Kris, beat you to the punch! kinda lol. Sorry babe.